ROAST

Anunki, you’ve gone from a delusional wannabe tycoon to a straight-up keyboard thug. “Seek and destroy”? Really? Is this a roast battle or a budget villain audition? You’ve officially hit rock bottom—throwing personal threats like a middle schooler who just discovered curse words. Congrats, you’ve now earned the title of MintMe’s Most Pathetic. And guess what? Personal threats are a no-go. Also, can we talk about your obsession with everyone being a “gay fag”? It’s 2024, dude—stop projecting your unresolved fantasies onto the rest of us. Meanwhile, you’re busy fantasizing about boots, snakes, and “booty busting.” Sounds like someone has a few discoveries to make about themselves. Calling others “crackout professor” and “dookie butt”? Bro, my toddler nephew could roast harder. The only “oh Anunki” anyone is saying is from laughing too hard at your sad attempts at wit. Maybe it’s time to shut the f*** up before you embarrass yourself even more. #RANGERToken #AnunkiThreatsExposed

Anunki, now you’re threatening “seek and destroy” like you’re some kind of budget action hero? Bro, your “soldiers” are as real as your sleeper coins—nonexistent. Scalp ’em? You couldn’t scalp a bag of potatoes, let alone anyone with an IQ above room temperature. Keep dreaming, Dragon Doofus. Also, why you bringing Creamy into this like he’s your northern nemesis? He’s probably chilling in a snowstorm while you’re stuck in your basement reenacting Game of Thrones with dollar store props. VecX doesn’t need to keep anything on him because your imaginary “army” couldn’t even win a pillow fight. Anunki, the only thing you’re destroying is your own credibility, one post at a time. Keep going—this meltdown is the best entertainment MintMe has seen in months. We’re all grabbing popcorn while your dragon dreams go up in smoke. 🐉🔥😂 #RANGERToken #AnunkiMeltdown #DragonsOfDelusion

Oh, Anunki, you’re still in the back? What back—Walmart’s clearance aisle? You’re in here yelling about “ho ho ho money,” but the only track you’re walking is the one that leads to irrelevance. That whole VecX-Creamy-Ninja Chuck Norris roundhouse story? Pure fiction, my dude. Your “roasting” is so bad it could only belong in one place: a kindergarten talent show. 🎭 You’re out here projecting like a dollar store movie screen, calling everyone “gay boys” and talking about herpes like it’s your autobiography. Bruh, stop—your fantasy life is showing. The only thing "screwed" here is your logic. So go ahead, ho ho ho yourself back to your imaginary sleeper empire. The rest of us are watching you spiral like a broken Christmas ornament, wondering how you’ll top this next. Spoiler: you won’t. 🎅😂 #RANGERToken #AnunkiClownChronicles #MintMeTheatrics

Still sucking? Now adding licking to your repertoire? Anunki, you’re the gift that keeps on giving—just like your nonsensical rants. Bro, you can’t decide if you’re running a token empire or an after-hours clown show. 🤡 That “lick on, sucka” line? Pure comedy gold, but not in the way you think. Your sleeper coins? More like coma coins—no pulse, no action, just sitting there while you desperately type up your latest cringe manifesto. Keep screaming about hackers and bending over; the only thing getting bent here is your credibility. 😂 And that GIF? Wow. You’ve truly mastered the art of mediocrity. Next time, maybe try animating your “global success” instead of your sad fantasies. Spoiler alert: it’ll still look like a train wreck. Keep licking, sucking, and crying, Anunki—we’re here for the show. 🎪 #RANGERToken #AnunkiCringeSaga #MintMeClownshow

Oh, Anunki, your attempt at meme warfare is like your “sleepers”—sad, unoriginal, and completely useless. That GIF? Bro, it’s so low-effort I almost feel bad roasting you... but not really. How does it feel knowing even your visual insults are as weak as your liquidity claims? 😂 You’re out here screaming "suck harder, girl," but the only thing sucking harder than your insults is your token performance. “Gift raped lips creamy around VecX nuts”? What kind of Dollar Tree erotica are you trying to write? We’ve all seen your posts, and trust me, you’re the only one turning heads—but only out of secondhand embarrassment. Keep crying about hacking, reverse psychology, and lap dances while we sit back, laugh, and watch you spin deeper into your own vortex of failure. You’re not the Anunki Dragons; you’re just a wannabe fire-breather blowing hot air. Maybe "chilling out" would actually do you some good. 🧊 #RANGERToken #SadGifKing #MintMeClownshow

Oh look, the "global superstar" is back—this time with links to nowhere and sentences that need a translator. 🔥 "Bob and weave that head"? Anunki, you sound like you’re auditioning for a dollar-store drag show. Do yourself a favor and retire those burnt crispy comebacks; they’re as stale as your nonexistent PancakeSwap liquidity. 🥞 “Strip the bark off your roast”? Bro, you couldn’t even roast a marshmallow without setting yourself on fire. Every time you scream "liquidity pussi," we hear the desperation of someone who’s never had it. Global laugh? Yeah, but the joke is you, not us. Also, the Dragons aren’t setting anything on fire except your dignity. Keep those creamy mouth fantasies to yourself, champ. The only thing global about you is the collective cringe from everyone reading this trainwreck. 💀 #RANGERToken #MintMeMadness #AnunkiUnhinged

Ah yes, another masterpiece from the self-proclaimed "global star," Anunki. 🤡 "Millions watching"? Dude, the only audience you’ve got is us, laughing at every embarrassing post you make. Sleeper tokens on PancakeSwap? Buddy, you can’t even spell “bridge,” let alone build one. 🤣 “Turn MintMe out”? We didn’t realize your plan was to run a failing digital circus act. Your token isn’t an NFT; it’s a non-fungible tragedy. You call us “lap dancers,” but you’re the one twerking for attention while yelling, “Suck it, suck it!” Real classy, bro. Your obsession with our success is hilarious. "Millions of global friends"? More like millions of excuses for why nobody buys into your Monopoly money. If your “sleepers” are selling, where’s the proof? Oh right, there isn’t any. By the way, thanks for the free promotion, "Anuki Dookie." Every post you make just reminds the world how broke and bitter you really are. 💀 #RANGERToken #MintMeComedyShow #AnunkiMad

LMAO, oh look, Anunki's back with his usual bedtime fairy tale. "My sleepers are getting it!" Bro, the only thing your "sleepers" are getting is ignored—just like your logic. 🤣 And what’s this about “turning MintMe out”? Are you pimping out imaginary tokens now? You’re running a fantasy NFT brothel at this point. 🫠 Calling us “broke whores”? That’s rich coming from the dude who claims hacking is why nobody buys his token. Nah, sweetie, it’s because nobody wants your Anunki Monopoly money. “Soldier tokens”? LOL. The only purpose they served was giving you something to pretend mattered while the rest of us actually traded. News flash: no one hacked you. You just don’t know how the internet works, “cyber genius.” Keep ranting, though, we’re loving the free comedy show. Go ahead, turn MintMe out, but spoiler alert: you’re still the punchline. 😂 #RANGERToken #ComedyGold

Look who’s back, with another recycled alt account—"Systematic"? Bro, the only thing systematic about you is the way you keep embarrassing yourself. We get it, you’re obsessed. You’re out here trying to convince us you’re “sitting in the back getting it,” but the only thing you’re getting is roasted daily. Who’s really bent over here, lil’ moma? Because it sure sounds like you’re the one catching feelings while we’re just laughing. 😂 And what’s with this “go-go dancer” fantasy? You’ve been talking about skirts and dresses more than a failed fashion designer. You auditioning for a role in your own twisted soap opera? Let me guess—next episode, you’ll call us “ballet dancers” while you prance around in those imaginary profits you keep dreaming up. Keep “watching us girls” from the back like the sad little troll you are, while the rest of us keep getting real action up front. Now go ahead and hike yourself back to irrelevance. 🥂 #RANGERToken #RoastedAgain #DancingWithDelusion

Oh Anunki, you’re out here talking about “go-go boot dancers” and “coochie patrol” like you’ve got the wit of a comedian, but really, you’re just the punchline. Bro, you’re the guy who traded his dignity for a keyboard and thinks calling people “daisy dukes” is some high-level roast. Spoiler alert: it’s not. And those “sleeper coins” you keep rambling about? They’re not sleeping, they’re dead. Your imaginary profits are so laughable, even Monopoly money would be embarrassed to associate with you. Meanwhile, you’re here sniffing around like a lost dog barking at the moon, claiming people are "blocking you" when in reality, they’re just bored of your nonsense. As for this "creamy lips" obsession—bro, Freud would have a field day with whatever’s going on in that mess you call a brain. But hey, keep talking about us while we rake in actual sales. You’re the star of your own tragic comedy, Anunki. The rest of us? We’re just here for the laughs. So go-go on, sweet thing—dance louder! 🥂🔥