Macha dog

I'm not lazy, I'm just on dog time My dog thinks I'm perfect, and that's all that matters Dog hair, don't care I'm paws-itive I'm a good boy My dog's favorite game is 'steal the socks' I'm howling for more treats My dog's superpower is the ability to sleep anywhere I'm fur-getful, but my dog remembers everything My dog's favorite toy is my favorite shoe I'm barking mad about my dog Hope these make you howl with laughter!