CIRCLEJERK

Welcome to Crypto Circlejerk – the only place where we talk about “next-gen tech” while pretending to understand blockchain (spoiler: we don’t). Here, we’re experts in two things: pumping up coins we don’t own and dunking on tokens we just learned about. Our motto? “Buy the dip, sell the news, cry at 3 AM.” If you're into getting scammed by the next “revolutionary” altcoin or predicting that this is the year Bitcoin hits $1 million (again), you’re in the right place. So grab your meme coin, join the chaos, and remember: it’s not a rug pull if you saw it coming.